Cast of characters:
- A Honduran gangster
- I don’t like sleeping in tents. It’s just kind of gross. All I can think of is condensation on the bottom side of my sleeping bag and the smell of stale Doritos. I’d be more apt to sleep in a tent if it was cold outside.
- I don’t own a tent.
- When I was 11, I bought my very first Panasonic boom box for $88. It had a double tape deck! It still exists and is swimming around my parents’ house somewhere…
- I don’t know any Hondurans that I can think of, and I have never been to Honduras.
This dream was weird, and I’ll do my best to try to describe it. I was sitting on a large grassy hill facing north. The hill was absolutely expansive, and I was sitting high over a lake so large that it was more like a sea. The grass was yellow green, and there were dark green forests far away to the east and west. The lake was slate gray. There were a few people around… kids playing, adults at picnic tables. It seemed that we were in a park of some sort, and it was absolutely silent. Suddenly, I was sitting inside a royal blue, 4-person tent far to the east near the forest. It was my tent, and I had dirty clothes sprawled upon the floor of the tent. My black boom box was along the back wall. I was sitting among the dirty clothes, when I realized that I wanted to move the tent further west towards the center of the park and along the major road that ran along the south side of the park. My tent was magically meant to move on its own, with me inside, but all of the dirty clothes weighed it down too much, so my magic tent was having a hard time moving. It just shuddered when it tried to move. So I picked up the dirty clothes and put them in a mesh laundry bag. So now, there was a laundry bag full of dirty clothes, my boom box, and me in the tent. With this arrangement, with the clothes placed in a laundry bag, the tent was able to move on its own. We slid across the grass until we were in the center of the park, about 10 feet from the busy road at the southern end. I unzipped the door of the tent to look out over the traffic. My line of vision was at about the same level as a big, gray, steel guard rail, but I could see the cars whizzing by in both directions. I could hear the loud traffic.
Flash to a vision on a black and white TV of a Honduran gangster. It was his mugshot, and we was wearing a black shirt with white writing. He was short and round, and he had a round head with black hair about an inch long. There was news commentary in the background about the gangster wanting to shave his head. His dad didn’t want him to shave his head. Flash to the Honduran gangster’s knuckles being directly in front of my face in real life. He showed me both sets of knuckles, across which “True Bloods” was tattooed in black ink. That was the name of his gang.